Austrians Vote for Climate Deniers: Apocalypse Now
Despite facing extreme weather events, Austrians have decided to double down on climate denial by voting for the FPÖ. The party, which believes climate change is a hoax, celebrated their victory in Deutschfeistritz, a town recently submerged in floodwaters. 'It's just a coincidence,' said a party spokesperson while standing knee-deep in water. Meanwhile, scientists are considering moving to Mars, where the climate is more predictable.