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AI-Powered Drones: Making Warfare as Easy as Ordering Pizza

In a move that redefines 'user-friendly', Anduril has introduced the Bolt-M drone, allowing soldiers to conduct airstrikes with the ease of a smartphone app. No special training required, just a six-kilo suitcase and a good Wi-Fi connection. Critics argue that this could lead to a new era of 'fast food warfare', where precision strikes are as common as pizza deliveries.

Viennale Director's Renovation: A Metaphor for Life's Chaos

Eva Sangiorgi, the artistic director of the Viennale, has turned her apartment renovation into a philosophical journey. After 16 years in Mexico City, she finds solace in the chaos of home improvement, likening it to the unpredictable nature of film festivals. Her dream of having the sea at her doorstep remains unfulfilled, but she finds comfort in the ocean of paint cans and wallpaper samples.

Amateur Football: The New Frontier for Data-Driven Drama

In a twist that could rival any soap opera, amateur football clubs are now the battlegrounds for international betting syndicates. Altona 93, a club with more heart than budget, claims to have thwarted a betting scandal, proving once again that the real action happens off the pitch. Meanwhile, data scouts are the new paparazzi, capturing every offside and misplaced pass for the betting world.

Gutenberg's Secret: How the Printing Press Turned Witch Hunts into Bestseller Events

In a shocking revelation, historians have discovered that the printing press, once hailed as a beacon of knowledge, was actually the medieval equivalent of a viral tweet. The infamous 'Hexenhammer' became the must-read of the 16th century, leading to a surge in witch trials. Today, people dress as witches for Halloween, blissfully unaware that their costumes are inspired by the 18th-century equivalent of a tabloid magazine.