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Floods in Lower Austria: A New Tourist Attraction?

In an unexpected turn of events, the recent floods in Lower Austria have been declared a new tourist attraction. With 42 municipalities now underwater, local officials are marketing the area as 'Austria's Venice.' Visitors can enjoy boat tours through the streets of Zwettl and experience the thrill of a hundred-year flood event. Landeshauptmann-Stellvertreter Stephan Pernkopf assures that the experience is 'once in a lifetime.'

Non-Citizens in Austria: Taxed but Not Heard

In a satirical twist on democracy, 1.5 million residents in Austria are taxed but not allowed to vote. These political outsiders, who contribute to society in every way except at the ballot box, are left wondering if their taxes are just a subscription fee for a very exclusive club. Five affected individuals share their stories, highlighting the irony of being fully integrated yet politically invisible.

TV Tips for Sunday: Watch Paint Dry or 'BlacKkKlansman'?

This Sunday, viewers are faced with a tough choice: watch the thrilling 'BlacKkKlansman' or the equally riveting 'Watch Paint Dry' channel. For those who prefer a more political edge, Fayad Mulla and Madeleine Petrovic will discuss extreme weather on 'Pressestunde.' Meanwhile, the 'Im Zentrum' panel will debate whether watching paint dry is a metaphor for modern politics. Grab your popcorn and choose wisely!

Parents' Relationship on the Brink Due to Homework: A New Reality Show

In a groundbreaking new reality show, 'Homework Wars,' parents Jakob and Fanny (names changed) battle it out over their nine-year-old daughter's school assignments. The show promises high drama as the couple navigates the treacherous waters of multiplication tables and spelling tests. Family therapist Claudia Toth hosts, offering commentary and occasional mediation. Will their relationship survive the school year? Tune in to find out!