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Stephen Hawking's Theory: Black Holes Are the New Black

In a revelation that has the scientific community buzzing, a new study suggests that 'impossible' black holes can indeed exist. This news has left many physicists scratching their heads and rethinking their life choices. 'We thought we had it all figured out,' said one scientist, 'but now it seems like the universe is just trolling us.'

Kadyrow vs. Musk: The Cybertruck Saga

In a plot twist worthy of a Hollywood blockbuster, Chechen leader Ramzan Kadyrow claims that Elon Musk has remotely deactivated his beloved Cybertruck. Kadyrow, who once boasted about the truck being a gift from Musk, now finds himself stranded. 'This is not a nice thing to do,' he lamented on Telegram, as he pondered whether to switch to a more traditional mode of transport—like a horse.

Nubia Flip 5G: The Budget Phone That Flips Your Expectations

Move over, Samsung! The Nubia Flip 5G is here to show that you don't need to sell a kidney to own a foldable phone. Priced at a mere 500 euros, this phone offers the thrill of flipping without the financial flip-out. Sure, it comes with compromises, like a camera that thinks it's still 2010 and a battery life that takes 'short and sweet' a bit too literally, but hey, it's a flip phone for the frugal!

Ad-Free News: The Ultimate Luxury for the Modern Reader

In a world where ads are more persistent than your ex, derStandard.at introduces its ad-free subscription. For just a small fee, you can now read the news without being bombarded by pop-ups, banners, and the occasional dancing cat. It's the ultimate luxury for those who believe that their brain cells deserve better than to be sold to the highest bidder.