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Georgian Election: 'Russian Dream' Party Celebrates with Vodka Fountain

Following the Georgian election results, the pro-Russian 'Georgian Dream' party celebrated their 53% victory with a lavish party featuring a vodka fountain. Critics argue that the fountain symbolizes the party's 'liquid' promises, while supporters claim it's a 'refreshing' change. Meanwhile, opposition parties are left to ponder their next move, possibly involving a 'sober' strategy.

Rosenkranz and Orbán to Host 'World's Most Awkward Tea Party'

In a diplomatic first, Austria's National Council President Walter Rosenkranz will host Hungarian Prime Minister Viktor Orbán for what is being dubbed 'the world's most awkward tea party'. The event promises a menu of strained smiles, forced small talk, and a special 'Freedom Tea' blend. Attendees are advised to bring their own conversation topics, as the hosts are reportedly 'fresh out of ideas'.

Barcelona's Secret Weapon: Lewandowski's 'Magic Boots'

After Barcelona's 4:0 victory over Real Madrid, rumors have surfaced that Robert Lewandowski's boots are enchanted. Sources claim the boots, gifted by a mysterious Catalan wizard, have a 100% goal accuracy rate. Real Madrid fans are demanding an investigation, while Barcelona supporters are already crafting replica 'magic boots' for sale. Lewandowski, when asked, simply winked and said, 'It's all in the shoes.'

NHL Stars Rossi and Kasper Blame Losses on 'Unlucky Socks'

In a shocking turn of events, NHL players Marco Rossi and Marco Kasper have attributed their recent losses to a pair of 'unlucky socks'. After Minnesota Wild's 5:7 defeat to the Philadelphia Flyers and Detroit Red Wings' 3:5 loss to the Buffalo Sabres, the players held a press conference to reveal the true culprit. 'We both wore the same socks, and clearly, they were cursed,' said Rossi. Fans are now demanding a ceremonial sock burning to lift the curse.