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Spain's Tourist Boom: Locals Consider Moving to Mars

With Spain expecting 90 million tourists in 2024, locals are feeling the pressure. 'It's like living in a theme park, but without the fun,' said one resident of Valencia. Some are even considering moving to Mars to escape the crowds. 'At least there, the only thing we have to worry about is the lack of oxygen,' joked another. The government is now exploring 'tourist-free zones' to give locals some peace.

Austria's Economic Woes: Time to Panic or Just a Coffee Break?

Austria has been slipping in international competitiveness rankings, causing widespread concern. However, some experts suggest that the country might just need a good coffee break. 'We are known for our coffee culture. Maybe we just need to sit down, have a cup, and think things through,' said an optimistic economist. Meanwhile, industrialists are considering switching to decaf.

Shigeru Miyamoto: 'Stop Asking What Nintendo Stands For'

In a rare interview, Shigeru Miyamoto expressed his frustration over constant questions about Nintendo's identity. 'We make games. Fun games. That's it,' he said, visibly exasperated. The opening of the Nintendo Museum has only intensified these inquiries, with fans now demanding to know the deeper meaning behind Mario's mustache. 'It's just a mustache,' Miyamoto sighed.

AI Discovers Orcas with Swords in Nazca: Archaeologists Baffled

In a groundbreaking discovery, AI has identified over 340 new geoglyphs in the Nazca desert, including a particularly well-armed orca. Archaeologists are now debating whether ancient Peruvians had a secret navy or if this is just a case of prehistoric fan fiction. 'We always knew the Nazca were advanced, but this is next level,' said one researcher while brandishing a toy sword.