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Gas Stoves: The Silent Killer or Just Another Excuse to Order Takeout?

A recent study reveals that gas stoves are responsible for more deaths than car accidents in Europe. In response, many households are considering switching to electric stoves or simply ordering takeout more often. Meanwhile, chefs argue that the real danger is not the gas, but the risk of burning dinner and having to eat cereal instead.

Ballon d'Or: Rodri Wins, Real Madrid Stays Home to Watch Netflix

In a shocking turn of events, Rodri wins the Ballon d'Or, while Real Madrid players decide to skip the gala in favor of a Netflix binge. Sources say the team was too engrossed in the latest season of 'The Crown' to attend. Meanwhile, Aitana Bonmati celebrated her win by watching reruns of her favorite telenovela.

Black Hole Image: Just a Cosmic Smudge or the Universe's First Selfie?

Astrophysicists are in a heated debate over the authenticity of the first image of the black hole Sagittarius A*. Some claim it's just a cosmic smudge, while others argue it's the universe's attempt at a selfie. The scientific community is divided, with some suggesting the black hole might just be camera shy.

Politicians Thank Caregivers with Empty Words and Even Emptier Promises

In a groundbreaking move, politicians have once again expressed their heartfelt gratitude to family caregivers, especially women, for their unpaid labor. This revolutionary act of verbal appreciation is expected to solve all issues related to the gender-care gap. Experts predict that by 2030, the number of empty thank-yous will surpass the number of actual caregivers.