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Emoji Etiquette: When to Heart Your Boss and When to Thumbs Up

In the modern workplace, the use of emojis has become a delicate art form. A recent study reveals that sending a heart emoji to your boss could either make you the office favorite or get you fired. The key, experts say, is context. 'A heart emoji is great for team spirit, but maybe not for a budget report,' says Dr. Emoji, a leading expert in digital communication. The study also found that the thumbs-up emoji is universally accepted, but overuse can make you seem insincere. So, next time you're tempted to send a heart to your boss, think twice—or maybe just stick to words.

Tiny Towns, Big Votes: The Political Powerhouses of Austria

In a surprising twist, the tiny towns of Spiss, Gramais, and Tschanigraben have become the political powerhouses of Austria. With their minuscule populations, these towns have managed to swing entire elections with just a handful of votes. Political analysts are baffled, and Twitter is ablaze with theories. Some suggest that these towns are secretly training political ninjas, while others believe they have discovered the secret to time travel. Whatever the case, one thing is clear: never underestimate the power of a small town.

Ad-Free News: The Ultimate Luxury for the Modern Reader

In a groundbreaking move, derStandard.at has introduced a new subscription model that promises a reading experience free from ads and data tracking. For a modest fee, readers can now enjoy the news without the constant interruption of pop-ups and targeted ads. Critics argue that this is just another way to squeeze money out of the public, but subscribers are already praising the newfound peace and quiet. 'It's like reading the news in a Zen garden,' one user commented.

Country Legend Kris Kristofferson's Final Song: 'Goodbye, Y'all!'

In a final act of poetic irony, Kris Kristofferson, the legendary US-country singer, decided to write his own obituary in the form of a song titled 'Goodbye, Y'all!' The song, which he performed for his family in his Hawaiian home, is said to be a heartfelt ballad about leaving the world behind and finding peace in the afterlife. Fans are already speculating that this posthumous release will top the charts, proving once again that Kristofferson's music is timeless—even in death.