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Vertical Farming: The Tall Tale of Growing Vegetables in Skyscrapers

Vertical farming was supposed to revolutionize urban agriculture, but it turns out that growing lettuce in skyscrapers is harder than it looks. 'We underestimated the power of sunlight and overestimated the power of wishful thinking,' admitted one entrepreneur. Now, the only thing growing vertically is the stack of unpaid bills.

TikTokers Defy Hurricane: 'Views Over Safety' Becomes New Motto

As Hurricane Milton wreaked havoc in Florida, TikTokers decided that the best way to weather the storm was to film it. 'Why evacuate when you can go viral?' said one influencer, as they filmed themselves clinging to a palm tree. Critics argue that this trend is dangerous, but the TikTokers insist that the only real danger is missing out on likes.

Vorarlberg's Political Earthquake: Seismologists Baffled by FPÖ's Near Victory

In a shocking turn of events, Vorarlberg's political landscape is shaking harder than a polka dance. The FPÖ nearly toppled the ÖVP, leaving political seismologists scratching their heads. 'We expected a tremor, not a full-blown earthquake,' said one analyst. Meanwhile, locals are preparing for aftershocks by stocking up on schnitzel and lederhosen.

Hotelier Imlauer: 'Rich Only If I Sell My Hotels, But Who Needs Money When You Have a Stuck Elevator?'

Georg Imlauer, the hotelier who lives in his own hotel, claims he's only rich if he sells his empire. But why sell when you can enjoy the thrill of a stuck elevator at 3 AM? Imlauer, who has never been kicked out of a bar, is proud of his ability to fix water leaks in his pajamas. 'It's like living in a reality show,' he says, 'except the prize is a working toilet.'