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3G's Farewell Tour: The End of an Era

As Austria bids farewell to 3G networks, many are left wondering what to do with their old flip phones. Providers are hosting 'Goodbye 3G' parties, complete with nostalgic playlists and retro phone cases as party favors. Meanwhile, conspiracy theorists are claiming that 3G was never real, and it was all a ploy to sell more smartphones. In a surprising twist, a group of hipsters has started a 'Save 3G' movement, arguing that it's the 'vinyl of mobile networks.'

Cuba's New Reality Show: Surviving Without Power

Cuba has been without power for over 50 hours, and now a hurricane has decided to join the party. The island nation is experiencing a new kind of reality show, where the contestants are the entire population, and the challenge is to survive without electricity. The grand prize? A return to normalcy. Meanwhile, the hurricane, named 'Oscar,' is reportedly auditioning for a role in the next disaster movie, citing its 'dramatic entrance' as a key selling point.

Kamala Harris Outspends Trump: The Battle of the Billions

In the final stretch of the US presidential campaign, Kamala Harris has spent three times more than Donald Trump, mostly on TV ads. While Harris is busy flooding the airwaves, Trump has taken a more unconventional approach, producing a TV spot at McDonald's. Rumor has it, the ad features Trump comparing himself to a Big Mac, claiming he's 'America's favorite combo.' Meanwhile, Harris's team is reportedly considering a counter-ad featuring kale smoothies and yoga.

Diamonds in the Sky: The World's Most Expensive Glitter

In a groundbreaking study, scientists have proposed a new method to combat climate change: sprinkling diamond dust in the atmosphere. While this might sound like a plot from a James Bond movie, the researchers assure us it's a serious proposal. The cost? A mere 175 trillion dollars. Critics argue that this is just a fancy way to throw money out the window, but proponents say it's a small price to pay for a cooler planet. Meanwhile, jewelry stores worldwide are bracing for a diamond shortage as the atmosphere becomes the new bling hotspot.